Monday, April 23, 2007
The Rock eats babies!
Guten tag, mein kiddies. According to a recent room service bill from the Minneapolis Ramada, wrestling megahunk Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson breakfasts on two dozen poached chicks every day. Sources close to the tall-walking man-meat say that the morning routine -- which demands baby chickens of no more than three days old -- gives him the energy for his muscle-bound business. The Queen has placed a call to PETA, and hopefully this Scorpion King will become the Queen of the Jailhouse.